Casual holiday reminder that the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face.
The Weasley twins are some hardcore little shits.
reminder to self: just because you can stay up until 5 in the morning doesn’t mean you should
what is finnick’s favorite game?
well it certainly aint the hungergames
one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it.
Benedict Cumberbatch + R. Kelly lyrics = where are my panties
*favourite character dies*
maybe if i read this again he won't die this time
Jena Malone talks about her little sister’s reaction when she called her to say she got to play Johanna Mason in Catching Fire
"The worst part about being strong is that no one ever asks if you’re okay."
spell yo name in my ask pretty pretty pleaseee (✿◠‿◠)
Are you a virgin?
3 biggest pet peeves
If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
Do you smoke?
Do you drink?
If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
Longest relationship and with who?
5 turn ons
5 turn offs
What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
Would you ever date someone of another race?
What is your sexual orientation?
Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
Who are you crushing on right now?
Who is your bestfriend?
Your guilty pleasure?
Who was your first kiss?
Do looks matter to you?
What kind of underwear are you wearing?
How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
How far have you gone?
Do you like it when people play with your hair?
Are you circumcised?
Do you name your private parts?
Do you pee in the shower?
"He is now resting. He is now at peace. Our nation hast lost its greatest son. Our people have lost its father."
Nelson Mandela has died, South African President Jacob Zuma announces.
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate